I typed "ssh mpnordland@tilde.club [mailto:mpnordland@tilde.club] " into my terminal.
What followed was not quite what I had expected...
The MOTD was spouting some nonsense about "Ac1d1c5" owning the box.
I tabbed to another terminal window to do another check when I heard a noise outside...
Slow, creaking, from high to low in pitch.
I squinted and considered; maybe it was the neighbour kid’s trombone lesson?
Her parents had decided to move it outside so as to provide some company for their misery.
I peered through the blinds and took in the scene.